Laughter Is the Best Medicine

September 16, 2021

Published by: CHI Living Communities

What is a tree’s least favorite month
Sep-timber
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why are trees so carefree?
Because every fall they let loose
What did the tree say to autumn?
Leaf me alone
Who helps little pumpkins cross the street to school?
A Crossing Gourd
What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?
Disbe-leaf
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin pi
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries
Why do birds fly south in fall?
Because it’s too far to walk
How do leaves get from place to place?
They use autumn-mobiles
Why are autumn trees forgiving?
Because they can let it go
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple
How do you fix a jack-o’-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn they turn over a new leaf