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Laughter Is the Best Medicine

September 16, 2021

Published by: CHI Living Communities

  • What is a tree’s least favorite month
      Sep-timber
  • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
      Squash
  • Why are trees so carefree?
      Because every fall they let loose
  • What did the tree say to autumn?
      Leaf me alone
  • Who helps little pumpkins cross the street to school?
      A Crossing Gourd
  •  What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?
      Disbe-leaf
  • What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
      Pumpkin pi
  • What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
      Straw-berries
  • Why do birds fly south in fall?
      Because it’s too far to walk
  • How do leaves get from place to place?
      They use autumn-mobiles
  • Why are autumn trees forgiving?
      Because they can let it go
  • What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
      Finding half a worm in your apple
  • How do you fix a jack-o’-lantern?
      With a pumpkin patch
  • Why do trees try new things so often?
      Because every autumn they turn over a new leaf